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Jewish Boyz: Lyrics
INTRO:
OY, VEY
OY, VEY
OY, BOYZ
OY, VEY
HOOK:
Challah, challah, we're Jewish boyz
Challah, challah, we're Jewish boyz
Challah, challah, kosher boyz
Challah, challah, challah, we're Jewish boyz
(x2)
VERSE 1:
Challah, challah, challah, let's lay the table (lay the table)
On Shabbat doing work, we are not able (we're not able)
We can't watch TV, not even cable (not even cable)
Only gamblin' we do is spinnin' dreidel (spinnin' dreidel)
The Rebbe must be serious, challah
Come to Shul and face your fears, challah challah
Do it just like Moshe with the Ten Commandments (side by side)
We will keep on teachin' 'til you understand it (laws to abide)
Smell it from here, the brisket's ready (yeah it's ready)
Such a good smell we call it sexy (do we really?)
Making me drool I'm quite unsteady
But first I gotta eat this challah, baby challah challah
HOOK:
(x2)
Oy vey zmir, that is amazing!
VERSE 2:
Challah, challah, you drive me crazy (loco loco)
You're just like normal bread, but way more tasty
A Shidduch tries to match us with a special lady (special lady)
We Jews are famous making loads of babies (here comes another one)
Some boyz think we so rich that we own Mercedes (Benz)
In fact I own a people carrier with no more spaces (there's no room for you!)
On occasion I take my kids to the nursery
Oh wait it's my turn somebody save me!
OY VEY
OY, VEY
OY, VEY
OY, BOYZ
OY, VEY
HOOK:
Challah, challah, we're Jewish boyz
Challah, challah, we're Jewish boyz
Challah, challah, kosher boyz
Challah, challah, challah, we're Jewish boyz
(x2)
VERSE 1:
Challah, challah, challah, let's lay the table (lay the table)
On Shabbat doing work, we are not able (we're not able)
We can't watch TV, not even cable (not even cable)
Only gamblin' we do is spinnin' dreidel (spinnin' dreidel)
The Rebbe must be serious, challah
Come to Shul and face your fears, challah challah
Do it just like Moshe with the Ten Commandments (side by side)
We will keep on teachin' 'til you understand it (laws to abide)
Smell it from here, the brisket's ready (yeah it's ready)
Such a good smell we call it sexy (do we really?)
Making me drool I'm quite unsteady
But first I gotta eat this challah, baby challah challah
HOOK:
(x2)
Oy vey zmir, that is amazing!
VERSE 2:
Challah, challah, you drive me crazy (loco loco)
You're just like normal bread, but way more tasty
A Shidduch tries to match us with a special lady (special lady)
We Jews are famous making loads of babies (here comes another one)
Some boyz think we so rich that we own Mercedes (Benz)
In fact I own a people carrier with no more spaces (there's no room for you!)
On occasion I take my kids to the nursery
Oh wait it's my turn somebody save me!
OY VEY
Song Name Change
I went to evaluate the name of the song and the lyrics of the song with a Rabbi in my area. He advised me that I needed to change the name of the song from We Ain't Goyz to We're Jewish Boyz because the original name is too offensive to the Jewish and non-Jewish communities.
Surprisingly and fortunately, there was nothing offensive about my lyrics so they didn't require change.
Surprisingly and fortunately, there was nothing offensive about my lyrics so they didn't require change.
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