Jewish Boyz: Lyrics

INTRO: 

OY, VEY
OY, VEY
OY, BOYZ
OY, VEY

HOOK:

Challah, challah, we're Jewish boyz
Challah, challah, we're Jewish boyz
Challah, challah, kosher boyz
Challah, challah, challah, we're Jewish boyz
(x2)

VERSE 1:

Challah, challah, challah, let's lay the table (lay the table)
On Shabbat doing work, we are not able (we're not able)
We can't watch TV, not even cable (not even cable)
Only gamblin' we do is spinnin' dreidel (spinnin' dreidel)
The Rebbe must be serious, challah
Come to Shul and face your fears, challah challah
Do it just like Moshe with the Ten Commandments (side by side)
We will keep on teachin' 'til you understand it (laws to abide)
Smell it from here, the brisket's ready (yeah it's ready)
Such a good smell we call it sexy (do we really?)
Making me drool I'm quite unsteady
But first I gotta eat this challah, baby challah challah

HOOK:
(x2)

Oy vey zmir, that is amazing!

VERSE 2: 

Challah, challah, you drive me crazy (loco loco)
You're just like normal bread, but way more tasty
A Shidduch tries to match us with a special lady (special lady)
We Jews are famous making loads of babies (here comes another one)
Some boyz think we so rich that we own Mercedes (Benz)
In fact I own a people carrier with no more spaces (there's no room for you!)
On occasion I take my kids to the nursery
Oh wait it's my turn somebody save me!

OY VEY